Little Known Fact #65

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 10/30/2013 at 22:14 • Filed to: Little Known Facts

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Jalopnik: \ja-lop-nick\ (noun, Latin, neuter) "A lover of fast and obscure chariots."

The Jalopnik was to be found in the Forum, loudly ranting about the lap times of various chariots that were raced at the Circus Maximus, and how oat fed horses lasted longer on the Via Appia.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/30/2013 at 22:15

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Thanks to PatBateman for the idea.

Supreme Kiwi Zorro > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/30/2013 at 22:27

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* spells "J-A-L-O-P-N-I-K" with fingers * That's one of many advantages of being deaf. :P

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/31/2013 at 09:49

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* "fast" not required

PatBateman > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/31/2013 at 11:08

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Any time.